To Whom It May Concern,
INSERT YOUR NAME will not be in today. Sometimes in life you just need a day for yourself. To get over something (you don’t need to know about), to get something done (that’s none of your business) or to just figure some things out (I won’t tell you what). But since I have been a loyal and good human being I trust you will not find my absence today a dereliction of duty but rather a small reward for being the awesome person I am.
INSERT YOUR NAME